1. notjanine asked: What's your favorite type of sandwich? What's your favorite eighties movie? Can you currently, in your inebriated state, recite all of the words to the preamble of the US Constitution? If not, could you do it if you were sober?

    • Turkey and Monte crsitso
    • raginbg bull
    • Hell yes: We, the people of the united stats, in olrder do form a more perferct ujniton, establish just oce, insure donmestic tranquility, providew for the commoin defense, promote genreael welfacre, and secure blessings of liberty to ourselces and out posterity, do ordaitn and establidsh this constitution for the United Staes of America. 
    • HISTORY MAJOR FUCK YE/h

Notes

  1. with-the-grace-of-a-corpse said: you brilliant adorable inebriated son of a gun
  2. notjanine said: I didn’t expect you to type it all out, but you did, and it’s fucking beautiful.
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