Since Matt isn’t answering his phone, I’ll let you in on some of his wise insights on love.
It’s been too long since I made an anti-Matt post.
- “You don’t need a condom to get up on dem.”
- “Finding your crush’s tumblr is great. You gain sight of their deepest insecurities and you get the upper hand on them.”
- “For me a relationship is more about the ego-boost than the actual relationship.”
- “I once masturbated to a picture of myself. Yes, I’m that vain. Google it.”
- “God, don’t you hate it when you call someone a ‘fat bitch’ and they think you’re serious?”
- “So this girl told me she liked me. When I turned her down she freaked out and hit me. It was pretty cool.”
(Source: godluvsyouwithallhisfuckingheart)
