March 2012
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co-co-cola asked: the byzantine empire vs. the assyrian empire. who would win in a cage fight? GO.
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nevermindz:bsimd:
Possum Kingdom by The...
marie-ski asked: What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddys gone, somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lock-down. I ain't got a job now. So for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life.
notjanine asked: What's your favorite type of sandwich? What's your favorite eighties movie? Can you currently, in your inebriated state, recite all of the words to the preamble of the US Constitution? If not, could you do it if you were sober?
stephensweatermus asked: what is your favorite type of hat? what is your favorite scene from the room? how did you become a brilliant filmmaker? what is your favorite pattern for a tie?
Anonymous asked: i am jealous! and I like when you're complainy. it makes me feel CLOSER TO YOU
MORE QUIESTIONS. →
stephensweatermus asked: im josh, i like socks
fiendsandfriends asked: Drunk Josh is best Josh.
drownthefishsticks asked: let me see dat ass
deandalecommunitycolledean asked: I'm Josh, and I'm depressed, and I like punctuation and Talking Heads, and weird anonymous girls are always hitting on me. Fuck you I love Nicolas Cage.
Anonymous asked: blardy blardy blardy i got to meet tommy wisseau and i'm cute and complainy and lakdsahgirno
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Impersonate me in my ask →
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So I'm looking at the books I'll need for next...
And I look at the list for my Literature of India class. It looks pretty cool!
Wait a second… What’s that?
Oh please… No. Please God no.
This isn’t real. I’m just imagining this. I’m going to look away and it’s not going to be there.
Well fuck.
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Different person, I too think that you're adorable :)
Anonymous asked: You're fucking adorable.
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Since Matt isn't answering his phone, I'll let you...
It’s been too long since I made an anti-Matt post.
“You don’t need a condom to get up on dem.”
“Finding your crush’s tumblr is great. You gain sight of their deepest insecurities and you get the upper hand on them.”
“For me a relationship is more about the ego-boost than the actual relationship.”
“I once masturbated to a picture of myself. Yes, I’m that vain. Google it.”
“God, don’t you...
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Lord of the Rings:
A story about straight men fighting over jewelry.
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Don't you guys hate it when you're with a girl...
And she’s all like “I just want to go home,” so you’re all like “not until your daddy pays the ransom, you little bitch.”
I hate that shit.
bakedasasnake:
The Velvet Underground | Sunday...
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drownthefishsticks asked: i found a post office. be expecting a package within the week =)
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I can’t say I get the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch.
I mean there’s ugly and then there’s like circus ugly.
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Anonymous asked: At least post a picture
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Anonymous asked: make a video.
fat-mac replied to your post: I don’t think I’m going to want to be here tonight…
did you see that movie too i thought i was the only one
I haven’t seen it. I actually want to read the book first.
But I mean come on, of course Jean Dujardin’s going to take it.
I don’t think I’m going to want to be here tonight when Gary Oldman doesn’t win the Oscar.
I mean, tumblr’s going to go apeshit.
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