1. Anonymous asked: how long will you be gone?

    TWO-evr (dat meen ill be gon 2 les den 4evr).

  2. Anonymous asked: why are you going away :(

    For the readable answer, click this.

    For the visual representation, look at this:

  3. Anonymous asked: I want to write you a letter while youre on a tumblr break.

    Well I’d rather not just publicly give out my address. But if you send me a message and I decide I can trust you with my address I guess you could. 

  4. So because I’ve been kind of a mess (really a big mess) lately, I thought I’d take a break from tumblr. I really really need to get my head together and graduate, and I’m not going to do that here, unfortunately.So yeah, I’ll be posting very little if at all for I don’t know how long. Naturally I still want to talk to some of you, and sadly the only place I talk to a lot of you is through here. So if you’re interested in staying in touch over the next few months, apparently this thing is pretty good for that.

    Or if you want you can ask for my phone number or AIM or Skype name or whatever in my ~*~aSk BoX~*~

    And hopefully when I make a full return I’ll be happy and well adjusted.

    Probably not, but a guy can hope.

  5. Anonymous asked: Why did you change your U.R.L.?

    Someone actually noticed?

    I’m pretty much just doing it to throw Matt off my internet trail at this point. 

  6. Anonymous asked: The Poker(like I need to explain that.), and sweater guy took my idea of Harley Quif. But I came up with Hardley Goes In.

    I like “The Stroker.”

    And Gabrielle is a girl.

  7. Anonymous asked: wtf you havent associated "CATwoman" with "pussy" yet what kind of male are you?

    I made the association. 

    I’d just rather have it rhyme. But somehow including that would work. 

  8. Current cast list for “Buttman: Arkham Titties“ 

    • Buttman
    • The Diddler
    • Two-Facials
    • Pussy Ivy (name open for change)
    • Whoracle (admittedly this is in really bad taste)
    • Catwoman character (needs name)
    • Joker character (needs name)
    • Harley Quinn character (needs name)
    • Talia Al-Ghul character (needs name)

  9. kitten-tits answered your question: I need help making up characters for my porn that…
    The Diddler….. is that too obvious?

    You’re hired as co-writer. 

  10. I need help making up characters for my porn that I’m directing, “Buttman: Arkham Titties.”

    Any suggestions?